My girlfriend took my best horse to Spokane,
To marry a man that bought her Triple Pane.
He saved so much, and he told her what he’d do:
He’d build her a brand new outhouse…with a view!
Triple Pane, you stole my love!
You made her home more comfortable.
If I’d have known, how much I’d save,
I’d of bought me them Triple Panes!