Larry: Hey Gary. What are you doing?
Gary: Well Larry, I just got new replacement windows, and my salesman said I can stand on them!
Larry: How’s that going for you?
[Gary attempts to stand on windows and falls]
Larry: Well did he talk about lowering utility bills? What about fighting interior condensation? How about making your home quieter and more comfortable? You mean, he didn’t tell you at all about Triple Pane windows? I wonder why?
Gary: Um, No. But he said I could stand on them, and they sure were cheap! Um, oh, I mean inexpensive!